Plushie Schwartz
Hell Hath No Fury Like a Woman Scorned My Ass 
Thursday, July 3, 2008, 03:39 PM
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Here's my advice. If you have a hateful, vindictive boyfriend that you're cheating on (with a woman no less) AND you're stupid enough to tell him about it don't get drunk and pass out in the same room with him. Unless of course you'd like to wake up to the sight of him flushing your penis down the toilet. CLICK HERE for the story. Ouch. Via the S Word.Com.
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Orgasm Park Korea 
Thursday, July 3, 2008, 11:29 AM
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This is a park in Korea somewhere. The artwork there is all dedicated to the erotic. Perhaps not a place to wander around with Mom on a Sunday afternoon (unless you want to have that awkward talk), but really cool just the same. More pics HERE via Nextthing.Net.


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Free Porn Gallery Via DirtyBoyVideo 
Thursday, July 3, 2008, 10:34 AM
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I will never get tired of looking at Crazy James' cock. I mean...damn! CLICK HERE for the gallery. Thanks to the boys over at DirtyBoyVideo.Com for the link!
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Robo-Plushies To the Rescue! 
Thursday, July 3, 2008, 10:18 AM
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I can't figure out from THIS ARTICLE precisely what superpowers these robo-plushies have, but I love them nonetheless. Via BoingBoing.Net.
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Dad, Do You Ever Feel, You Know....Not So Fresh? 
Tuesday, July 1, 2008, 12:13 PM
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We now live in a world with flavored assholes. No really. CLICK HERE. Its all very Willy Wonka......AND the chocolate factory I suppose. Har-dee-har.
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Put On Your Protective Eyewear Boys and Girls... 
Thursday, June 26, 2008, 11:21 AM
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...because Floatilla is out of the slammer!
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In Honor Of Pride a Gay History Review From Varla Jean Merman 
Wednesday, June 25, 2008, 03:13 PM
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If the Drinkin' Don't Kill Me His Memory Will 
Wednesday, June 25, 2008, 02:42 PM
Posted by Plushie
If you've wondered why I've been gone for a few days its because after putting bear sized amounts of coke up my nose over the weekend, I wound up with a horrible sinus infection that left my head splitting SO BADLY that I couldn't even turn the lights on.

I ran into the squid last Saturday. He's been texting me lately. He's a total douche but I miss him. After all he was once MY douche. When these things happen I drink excessively, and when I drink excessively, I put bad things up my nose to compensate. Before you know it I'm a twisted, emotional, sex-crazed bear-suited mess running around New York on a rampage doing God knows what. I have a vague memory of sending him a booty call style text in the drunken blur, that he didn't even respond to. I'm not entirely sure what I did the rest of that night, but I do know that when I came out of the fog two days later I had to have my bearsuit dry cleaned.





Sigh. What happened to us?




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