And it seems to make them whine a lot, too.

Vegetarian diet ‘weakens bones’ - Yahoo! News.

It doesn’t get much more fabulously New York shitty than Sonic fuckin’ Youth. From ’80s noise-niks to ’90s alterna-bland to ’00s institutional chic, the downtown Manhattan heroes of the underground have been rocking like it’s going out of style since, well, before it was even in style. This year they’re back with The Eternal, their 16th album and first with local indie Matador Records. They also now have their own line of customized Fender guitars and a new show on Sirius XMU satellite radio (aptly titled The Sonic Youth Show) — but those are different notes for another jam. Let’s keep focused on The Eternal and the totally kick-ass video for its first single, “Sacred Trickster.” Everybody’s talking about the stormy weather:

Daniel Nardicio, good friend and promoter extraordinaire, will be on Fire Island’s Cherry Grove tomorrow night, throwing his weekly Underwear party! To kick off the summer season, he will be leading a parade, complete with his Go Go boys, performers, and a 20 person marching band from outside ferry dock in the Pines thru the meat rack! The whole ridiculous thing culminates in “panty parade” on the beach at the Ice Palace. The parade starts at 10pm, and the best part: if you are there, it’s FREE.

And of course, DirtyBoyVideo.com is a sponsor!

A true treasure of modern-day Times Square or a cheesy side dish that fits right in nestled between the Olive Garden and T.G.I.Fridays? Either way you cut it, the Naked Cowboy is an undeniable fixture in the Big Apple. And apparently not one that exports well, as the Cowboy has been wrangling up a ruckus with plans to don his trademark tighty-whities and strap on his guitar for a performance this summer at the Greenhills Summer Festival in his Ohio hometown, a small suburb outside Cincinnati. But a local mayoral candidate shot off an e-mail to city council members protesting the gig, saying that the county fair of a conservative town is an indecent venue for a pants-less performance (not exactly a surprising view in the home of that whole bullshit Robert Mapplethorpe obscenity fiasco). Yet the Cowboy is standing firm is his plans to rock hard, bringing a little bit of the Apple to America’s heartland. How fucking heartwarming.

You can’t make up shit better than this. Last week an 18-year-old Belgian girl gained international headlines for claiming she fell asleep in a tattoo parlor chair and woke up with 56 stars permanently inked on her face — 53 more than she claimed she asked for. She promptly sued the tattoo artist for $56K to pay for their removal, but he maintained he was just doing his job. And now — big fucking surprise — the crazy kid admits she wanted them all along. “I asked for 56 stars and initially adored them. But when my father saw them, he was furious. So I said I fell asleep and the that the tattooist made a mistake.” Watch the drama unfold like a soggy old atlas here:

Come on already.  Remember when Michael Jackson was a child molester?  And crazy?  And dangling babies out windows?   It’s too bad he died, but all this ‘he made the world a beautiful place’ shit is out of hand!  

via YouTube - VERY FUNNY Wacko Jacko Confesses.

And what about Farrah Fawcett?

We’ve been dangling off the fire escapes of Christopher Street to watch the Gay Pride Parade for, oh, 19 years! And the neighbors have been doing it for the full 40 years since the original gay riot. But for some reason this year, the NYPD has hung flyers up and down the block, ‘recommending’ we all not do this.

Okay, so it is kinda dangerous - I’ve seen beer bottles and such fall on the crowd, and I guess some drunk queen could slip and tumble off. But it’s more like the ‘Running Of The Bulls’ in Pamplona - stupid, dangerous, and a great tradition!

Either way, the NYPD should really proof read these things before putting them out. Really.

1.  ALL CAPS!!!?

2. WEEKENDS should have an apostrophe

3. The second paragraph is a horribly mangled run on sentence.

4. Should say, ” IN THE PAST A LARGE NUMBER…”

5. The whole manages to avoid the words Gay, Lesbian, or LGBT.

Finally, isn’t this really a FDNY matter?

Stupid straight people, again.  

So Burger King runs this ad, and it clearly suggests the woman is going to give the sandwich a blowjob. It IS 7 INCHES, after all!

What irks me isn’t the sexual context, of course, but the whining that BK  would “choose to put such a degrading image of women” in a ad.   Why is giving head considered ‘degrading’?  Man or woman?  No one thinks GETTING head is degrading.  Well you can’t get head with out having someone GIVE it!  

It’s not degrading, it’s a sexual position!  Geez.

Burger King: Now Selling Blow Jobs - Watching the Watchers.

One hundred percent hilarious. I knew it all along. That wallabies got stoned, that is. Wait? isn’t that a kangaroo? You mean they’re the same thing? Does that make me racist?  It’s from the BBC so it must be true:

‘Stoned wallabies make crop circles’

Wallabies have been observed acting strangely in poppy fields

Australian wallabies are eating opium poppies and creating crop circles as they hop around “as high as a kite”, a government official has said.

Lara Giddings, the attorney general for the island state of Tasmania, said the kangaroo-like marsupials were getting into poppy fields grown for medicine.

She was reporting to a parliamentary hearing on security for poppy crops.

Australia supplies about 50% of the world’s legally-grown opium used to make morphine and other painkillers.

via BBC NEWS | Asia-Pacific | ‘Stoned wallabies make crop circles’.

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